Saturday, October 02, 2010

Here I come again

Hello bloggers! It has been a long time. I first started to write my blog shortly after my arrival in Germany. That was five years ago this month. I wrote a stupid blog for almost 18 months. My only reason for doing so was to keep my family and friends back home in California updated on my new life here. I blogged a little, and then a little more, and then,  after realizing that I really had nothing to offer the outside world in terms of entertainment, I quit blogging without any reason or explanation. I  FUCKING HATE blogging! FUCK YOU BLOG! I guess that is a valid reason, huh? I read a lot of blogs every day from other expats here in Deutschland and find ALL of them very interesting. I can not possibly hope to entertain an audiance like some of my fellow expat bloggers. I guess that could be the reason why I quit blogging in the first place. I really don't know what to say on my blog and feel crappy when I write crap about crap. CRAP! I am not a writer and have no writing skills. My life here is such a great adventure every single day and I wish that I had the skills to write something entertaining about my adventures, but I do not. Sorry world. I am an American. Born in California and I moved here to Germany 5 years ago. Life has never been better for me and I have never been happier than I am now. I wish that I had never left Germany after the time I was a soldier here in Hanau. I have a wonderful family now and do lots of things of interest. My problem is that I cannot write anything of interest for the outside world. Honestly..... without writing skills even the most interesting things become mush in a blog. BOOOORING!  I do not want to bore you. I am sure that if you are here reading this boring stream of letters, you must have come here to be entertained or enlightened or informed. I cannot provide you with anything more than a boring stream of words pressed together in a small space called "My blog" While I do want to keep the readers of my blog entertained,  I feel that I can not do so , and I will not even try to keep up with the other bloggers here in Germany. Honestly I have nothing to offer. Please do not come back to this blog if you are looking for some sort of entertainment. There is no entertainment here. This blog will be just the facts and nothing but the facts. I hope that just the facts will be enough to win me a spot at the next expat meet up. The reason I am again at this keyboard is because there is a group of people called the Whiney Expat Bloggers and I want to join this group. I have already met some of the members and I think they are a cool bunch. I want to join this group because they just had a meet-up in Hamburg. Damn!! I love Hamburg! After the wonderfull city of Bremen this is my favorite place in Germany so far. So that is it! Enough said for my first BLOG post. Hello world and Hello Bloggers! WassssssUp?

11 comments:

Rich said...

UmmmmYea! RICH! Your stupid blog sucks! What the hell are you thinking writing a BLOG? Your stupid! FUCK YOU! Nobody will read your stupid idiot blog! Your blog sucks!

Rich said...

FUCK YOU BLOG!

C N Heidelberg said...

Don't sweat it; blogging is not a competition. :)

J said...

Rich, tell us how you really feel.

Cali Oneeye said...

Fuck you - I hang on every word, and am always entertained. knock of the whining and just tell us something that interested you any why - then mention how you miss California BBQ. Love out Bro.

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